34 days until the New Year...

84,985 New Year's resolutions made, including:
stop being a procrastinater meet some one nice apply to law schools how to chrt with my frinds get on with life get into a proper rhythm buy another kilt massage chair homemade postcards eat an entire pizza by myself all and all! drink more soda Dub the Jonas Try to a little be less awesome Have a beatiful garden want to celebrate!!! blow up be a better person than I am now passive income get inspired start puberty improve italian everyday learn how to manage time sleep with 10 women go back to school and get a new job date my crush Go to Mars I wana live on the moon create a hentai be more understanding more thankful learn a handstand be in my pc stop working lose 2 stone go to Norway WITH THE STRENGTH OF A GREAT TYPHOON themicrochip get bmw z3 find a job i love Spread the love in every way I can. pass english Save at least £200 make chineses friends astral projection smush some nuts paint make him feel loved achieve my secret goal There is a democratic majority in America! do "it" all night long improve balance/agility rofl to play harp build my stamina Find smeone special. paint more make cool art be a model Hike Resurrection Pass read more fiction learn the Bartok Viola Concerto by heart get back to the gym babe to overcome jealousy get new apps Drop my frickin' album already. swim with the dolphins work even when you don't feel like it acceptance finish the set of short stories a 3sum what do you want to do with you lfie play halo3 online bum a dog piss on final exam ghsagksajgsadsaasdsdgajkijgsa get a puppy take a deep breath before reacting to bad news be financially secure again and marry my fiance start wearing a watch do three shows (Saafir Sings the Blues, Waltzes with Bears, and I'm Old Fashioned) be alone like myself Make a better life for my kids and myself show them what i'm made of and who i really am learn 21 guns on guitar truly focus on my family Become more enlightened actualize Bodhichita work so much harder work on my photography photographic art projects narcolepsy go in the school Create and Follow my own Routine new computer be more motivated exsersize Not wack off every day