I always refer to it as “the cold metal duck”. Although, to be fair, I have a lovely doctor and she warms it up under warm water first. Shudder. I may have pornographic nightmares about waterfowl now.

Oh – yes, and I remember all the ultrasounds I had when I was pregnant. Now there is a time when you really don’t want the doc to keep you waiting. Or have a good sense of humor, for that matter.

Hopefully all will be well. But you’re quite right ASAP would be good.