1.) a claw foot bath tub (a real antique one, repro’s not acceptable)
2.) plenty of hot water (a mean hot water, none of this luke warm crap)
3.) sushi (the good stuff with decent pickled ginger and wasabi that’s acceptable plus tons high quality soy sauce)
4.) sound proof rooms (to drown out the sounds of my screaming fans…I need to have my beauty sleep ya’ know)
5.) a leather sofa that’s already been broken in (preferably dark brown leather)
6.) someone that knows cranial sacral massage (I want a pro…not just some idiot fresh out of massage school)
7.) someone to change the tv channels for me (I’ll brief them ahead of time on which channels I enjoy)
8.) a big @ss sign that says “Shut Off Your Damn Cell Phone You Mindless Idiot”
9.) a case of dessert wine (nothing that’s too syrupy)
10.) a WWI Harley Davidson motorcycle (so I can have a cool way to get from my dressing room to the stage)
11.) a Lexus SUV with cream colored leather seats (just in case my Harley breaks down)
12.) a boat load of Twinkies (just because)
13.) Jackie O sunglasses (so I can go out in public without my screaming fans noticing me)
14.) Smart Wool socks (what’s more important than warm feet?)
15.) a tub of KFC coleslaw (why not?)