LL has a Matty!

Compose a list of 50 things about me (read all 22 entries…)

20. Cling  — 10 months ago

I find shower curtains, for the most part, to be quite disturbing.

I can’t stand it when I’m in the shower, enjoying the (usually) warm water, when suddenly I feel the cold shower curtain touch against my legs. It’s even worse when it wraps around and clings to my legs. Worse still, if I’m in a communal shower. Yuuuuuuuck.

Granted, some shower curtains do look quite pretty. But unless it’s my own shower, where I know that the thing has been cleaned regularly, it’s quite a gross concept to think what might be transferring to my skin upon contact.

I just try not to think about it, and make an effort to aim the water so that it falls between me and the curtain.

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LL has a Matty!

I'm not saying...

that we’ll never go.

I’m just saying that the likelihood of my bathing in dodgy-looking water is minimal.

Oh-Delight-of-my-eyes, in SE Asia

you shall bathe in mare’s
milk and dusky maidens will
pour frangipani blossoms
over your alabaster skin.

...and then (shit! I have
to turn down the mariachi
music I’m getting steamed up)

...and then: Said maidens shall bring
you to me. And I’ll send my
gaze up and down your sleekness
whilst sitting in a position
of royal ease. Er, on my narrow
bed. Light you a muzzy coil?

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LL has a Matty!

Either...

a coil, or a mosquito net.

Thanks, babe. ;-)

Muzzy

net smells better.
I get a little tangled
up in them sometimes but
I’ll share.

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