Danadanadana Using my intuition, and living a life of joy...that's the plan anyway!
(for me, anyway) is to have people over more often. Then I scramble around tidying things, and they do actually stay tidy for a reasonable amount of time.
...However, empty wine glasses do tend to congregate on the counter by the sink when people come over :-)
You don’t just pile shit up on the kitchen counters until you’re sick of looking at it, then tell your kid to do the dishes?
I’ll be dipped…
Of course, the kid bitches…but then I threaten not to give her money for gas…so she gets really enthusiastic about doing the dishes, at least for a while.
Danadanadana Using my intuition, and living a life of joy...that's the plan anyway!
You know, you are the first person who has put forward a reasonable justification for having kids… I may have to reconsider my position on that, one of these days.
Every time the dishes get stacked up from now on, I’m going to wonder if those are “mommy pangs” I feel, or if it’s just the more familiar “pain in the butt”/resignation feeling.
...the only reason for having kids is to do to them what shit your parents did to you, right?
Well, and the slavery part.
GO WASH THE CAR, KID, OR IT’LL BE BACK IN THE CLOSET FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK!!
Danadanadana Using my intuition, and living a life of joy...that's the plan anyway!
Now it seems I’ll need to acquire a kid and a car.
...and a 5 gallon bucket.
I think I’ll start with the bucket and see how it goes from there ;-)
Tara Anderson wants to complete the tkga master knitter hand knitting program, level 1
volunteer in India
find a song I only know a few lyrics to
Take more pictures
write a novel
be less arrogant
i want to talk to people online just to talk
Change my car
Watch a Joan of Arcadia Episode
write a book
win a poker tournament
inspire someone
Go see Third Day in Concert
be hot
make more money
Send a postcard to Postsecret
Get out more
run a marathon
Weph wants to visit all 50 states
write a play
learn to play golf
Learn Spanish
love my family
be more confident
Italygirl wants to move out
travel
triple my reading speed
Have life experiences that make interesting stories
