Howard Hodgkin!!! What!? Alan, how could you!? Perhaps he was staring at it in contempt? Yeah, that must have been it. A deep look of disgust, mild confusion and general contempt for the obvious and severe lack of talent! It would probably take me 15 minutes to fully scorn the painting too!

You can see examples of work from the above ‘artist’ here..

http://www.howardhodgkin.org.uk/

He obviously gave up learning to draw somewhere around the potato painting stage.

And no, I don’t like modern art! :D