NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am not ready for another one of THOSE just yet. But a gal has needs, and I am also not ready to only be having sex with myself, as great as that may be. I am in my sexual prime for God’s sake…...I am not going to waste it.

But how does one go about this? I don’t know how to meet men anymore, and I am not a bar person. I tried local personals…...an unmitigated disaster. The responses to my ad freaked me out, so I removed it. Sigh.

Dear God/Goddess: Please send me a hot man with no STD’s and a willingness to practice safe but kinky sex. Tall, dark and handsome would be nice, as well as chest hair and a Harley Davidson. (Is that asking too much, ya think???)