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Bee wishes you all Happy New Year! CHEERS! See you in 2010...... Peace On Earth, Good Will to All

Find a Lover ("friend with benefits") etc

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am not ready for another one of THOSE just yet. But a gal has needs, and I am also not ready to only be having sex with myself, as great as that may be. I am in my sexual prime for God’s sake…...I am not going to waste it.

But how does one go about this? I don’t know how to meet men anymore, and I am not a bar person. I tried local personals…...an unmitigated disaster. The responses to my ad freaked me out, so I removed it. Sigh.

Dear God/Goddess: Please send me a hot man with no STD’s and a willingness to practice safe but kinky sex. Tall, dark and handsome would be nice, as well as chest hair and a Harley Davidson. (Is that asking too much, ya think???)

Jul 15, 2008, 02:09PM PDT | 11 cheers

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Bee wishes you all Happy New Year! CHEERS! See you in 2010...... Peace On Earth, Good Will to All

BS? Where? Ha ha ha ha!!!!!!! Are you calling me a bullshit artist? OMG!! An “artiste”, one of my highest aspirations! Why thank you, thank you very much!! (Bows, curtsies and blows kisses first to D7, then to the audience that has assembled to hear their banter about casual sex and the naming of sex toys…..)

PS I sent you another PM yesterday; doesn’t require a response, however, wondering if you got it as I wasn’t receiving messages for a few days myself. Were you? I see/note that there are bugs and or ghosts in the machine on this site still. How terribly annoying and inconvenient…...ah, but I do love the ‘bots, especially my “bot-crush” Daniel Spils.

Jul 22, 2008, 08:24AM PDT | Parent | Respond to this

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