8/15/08
16 months ago
- Conclude my ‘Chronicles of Narnia’ fanfic – Oh, so help me god if Aslan fucks or gets fucked BY anybody, we are gonna have words that involved sharpened sticks.
- you need a tail – Gosh, no. Really. I don’t, thanks though.
- achieve my goals of being a psychologist as well as a band promoter – “Hey, yeah you really want to book this band. No? Why not? Ok, they don’t suck, that’s just YOUR OWN lack of self-esteem talking. Yeah, really. Well it probably stems from how your parents treated you. He did? Your dad? Really? But that’s not YOUR fault. Sure, we can talk more later. At the show, right.”
- Surround myself with people who can PULL me to the NEXT LEVEL – It’s MARIO! Hey, watch out for that big monkey throwing barrels up there!
- Buy a pink ethernet cable – Now that’s the kind of server admin I want to work with. I can imagine the patch panels in the server room now, “Well, the pink ones are servers, these light beige ones are workstations, the mauve ones are the VoIP phones, then we hae a range of assorted colors for each team, subdivided into primary colors for each department.”
- teach Stumpy to not pull on his leash during walks, else I will lose a shoulder – I’m not sure what’s funnier, a dog named `Stumpy’, (and how he must hate you so for that) or what you’ve written here. ‘m also hoping that `Stupmy’ isn’t a pet name for your masochistic amputee love-slave.
- save some freakin money – This has the distinct ring of desperation in it.
- do santiago like stephanie – Yeah, but really it’s more of a crush than actually `liking’ her, per-se.
- Have a glow stick fight – When ravers go wrong.
- Social Parasites and females – Hooboy. I’m gonna leave this one alone, for fear of an impromptu lynching party that any humor I use in mixing these two things together would generate.
- have a friend from another race – Semi-pro bicyclist or someone desperately trying to convince themselves that they’re not racist?
- Train Stalin – What’s up with the weird dog-names today?
- Express my moods through music – What, like interpretive dance or something? If you were horny, would you play baow-chicka-baow music? If angry would that be death metal? How about if you had to poop? Flight of the bumblebee?
- NAIR MY “STUFF” – Awesome. Just.. Awesome.
- help needed people – ...and what `help’ got was a handful. (Sounds kinda like a trailer for a new superhero movie, no?)
- learn tibbet language – Perhaps you should concentrate on English for the time being and worry about, `Tibbet’ later.
- make mcdonalds dvd – You get to make a McDonalds training video? Oh, the possibilities…
- Always retain my own identity in a world of seductive advertisments. – Repeat after me! “I am not the sum of my purchases!”
- new femail friends – Russian mail-order brides?
- learn and execute the Force choke – It.. Was.. A.. Movie. A movie. A film. A construction of fantasy, protrayed by `actors’ and `actresses’. A flight of fancy, spring from the mind of a creative soul. (Then again, man, it WOULD be cool to be able to do this, yeah?)
- drivin CAR – Tracy Chapman? Is that you?
