The Bacherlorette Party” by Karen McCullah Lutz

Chapter 13 – The day of the bachelorette party began with the neighbor’s cat climbing through the bedroom window and sitting on Zadie’s bed, meowing into her face with hot tuna breath that seemed as if it were coming out of someone’s ass.

This hilarious debut book by Cowriter of the the movie, Legally Blonde is 248 pages of guaranteed shake you head, spit out your water, laugh out loud out humor. If you enjoy jaded cynicalism about life and love like I do, you will so love this book! Zadie Roberts, English teacher to L.A. prep school elite, and freshly dupped at the alter by her Soap Opera star fiance 6 months ago, is bundle of pessismism. When she finds out her best guy friend Grey, is marrying her disgustingly perfect “virgin” cousin Helen after 4 months of dating, she feels betrayed by the love gods. Her only source of pleasure comes from her classroom fantasies about her student Trevor, the Abercrombie and Fitch Model who is shamefully off-limits.

As per Grey’s wishes for Zadie to “make sure Helen has a good time, maybe loosen her up a little”, the bacholette party with its indecorous and opinionated entourage let loose in the city of angels for a night to remember. Armed with a stretch limo and a neurotically stiff itinerary, plans quickly change as the day progresses. After a slew of overindulgence from all sorts of fancy bottles , shocking secrets are revealed, breasts are bared, sexual encounters are rampant, and a mechanical bull is molested….Well you will just have to read for yourself . This story will have you wishing for your own pre-husband party or a much needed “do over” .....well maybe