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It’s no surprise that Chichester, West Sussex
Rhymes perfectly with molestor, best butt-sex
I’m the king, oppressin’ all my subjects
Nasty like Soze in The Usual Suspects

See, I’m the fuckin’ CEO of Rap, Inc.
Lloyal wants to be my intern, but too bad he stinks
Dissin’ so bad, I’ll send you to your shrink
‘Cause I’m the guy who doesn’t blink

Wouldn’t let that motherfucker use my damn fax machine
He can’t copy or collate, don’t even let him clean
I’m makin’ 4 trillion a year, rollin’ in the green
While Lloyal tries to find his missing Y gene (1)

Yeah, I’m the only rapper good enough to need footnotes (2)
Fuck your moms, take off the condom, wrap it around your throats
They’ll need Angela Lansbury from Murder, She Wrote
To solve the Mystery of Using Condoms as a Rope

Yeah, I’m fat, as in “fat in the crotch”
ILoveMe takes care of me while you can only watch
Call Parker Lewis, I need to synchronize my Swatch (3)
And drink orange juice with a gallon of scotch

Just like Parker, you know I can’t lose
On coke, tranqs, or just drunk on the booze
You know I’m the one that she’s gonna choose
So watch me jump on a couch just like Tom Cruise

(1) This implies that Lloyal is a woman
(2) This is a footnote
(3) This is a reference to the television show, Parker Lewis Can’t Lose

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