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henns lil bitch
lazwah urda real r hennesy’s college boy dick wanker, dont holla back cuz henn a’ll av 2 spank ya, so get back 2 school n poppin ya cans of fanta, 4 dat shitty ryhme ill av 2 thank ya, cuz wen i read it drinkin time’s like sippin ona laughin gas tanka….
yo yo
watchu talkin bout, don’t be wak, coz you know i’ve had more girls than you in the sack,
i aint got time sittin’ readin your rhymes, coz it’s more like listening to a baby whine,
“boo hoo lazwah, im better than you”, go have a sook fool, and go back to school,
i did have respect for your rhymin sentences, but now it just reminds me of your penis agenesis.
PEACE OUT Y’ALL!
Oh ma gawd, Lloyal, can’t believe what I read
“Lazwah wins battle with a 20-point spread!”
Lloyal went to sleep thinking he was ahead
Woke up in the morning, a horse head in his bed
is not surprisin u boys mention penis’s inya ryhmin, frontin u aint gay? bitch jus admit ya lie’in, horses head in ma bed? of course its wat da real slim said now it makes sense, wat he wrote was 4 u 2 instead, “laz walks in da bedroom n all he smells is les claypon, n seen henn spread accross da bed watchin gay porn” yo grow up, more woman in da sack aye? well im affraid wid me dat dont involve blow up dolls or a fat gay, i spose a man 4 u wid bitch tits isa bit distinctive if ya swing dat way, 4 u a dick n tits cant go amiss onda street dasa heavy billin 2 pay, fuck it im done wid ya, ya soft, friend or foe yet i dont know but ima let swoop finish u off….....
yo get at em dawg, rip da shit outta these drag queen brawds lol
peace
It's all over for Lloyal
Yo, Yo, Henndawg in da house, fresh for the Nine-Eight. You suckazzzzz
The ones who always like to rhyme about gays
Are the ones most likely to be, they say
Lloyal seems obsessed these lame cliches
As if gays were the worst thing to portray
So what? Lazwal and I, yeah, we get it on
We’ll do it all day on your fuckin’ front lawn
And then we’ll get married in your sitting room / salon (1)
Let you be the best man, godfather to our spawn
If you haven’t noticed now, I’m playing with your head (2)
I point out all yo’ shortcomings, and it hurts like lead
Speaking of shortcomings, that’s what she said
When you embarassed yourself and had to leave the bed
When I see Lloyal rappin, you know I can’t stand it!
Hide all your daughters, I’m the fuckin’ Pussy Bandit!
Rappin’ circles ‘round you head with sarcasm and wit!
Fucked your mom 50 ways ‘cuz her crotch and mine are magnets!
They handed me a Lloyal verse they needed me to proofread
I didn’t have much success, at least that I would concede
He won’t use a dictionary no matter how much I plead
To spell Liz Claiborne, so many letters you would need!
Another thing he likes to say is that I’m really fat
Oh what? I weigh 150? What you think of that?
That’s pounds, not kilos, so convert in your flat
The English metric system is a fuckin’ ton of crap (3)
The metric system we know was invented in Europe
Straight 1790 France, so you know it’s a pup
Gotta convert French recipes for ma measuring cups
Hold on for a second, I gotta back up
I think Lloyal’s about to forfeit this battle
Go tell your moms I’m a bully, go on, you fuckin’ tattle
You got as much brains as U.S.D.A. cattle
I make your brains into a boat and sail to Seattle (4)
(1) A salon is a large room, such as a drawing room, used for receiving and entertaining guests.
(2) Pun intended.
(3) No offense to members of the USMA / The Metric Association is really okay / It would be easier if we had the system in place / And measured dicks in cenimenters, or meters in my case
(4) Reference to The Tom Green Show.
Ok fool, i’m ready today, it started as a joke for me but now im bout to blow you away, you start your rhymes by baggin on mine, but then you go ahead and say the same damn lines, i thought this was a joke so i rapped out mysteriously, but then you went ahead and took it all seriously, and then you go ahead and use shit like quotes, when thats the same damn shit i wrote in all of my notes, and now you go stringing together ‘gay’ sentences, when your the fag with the penis agenesis, thats right dawg, i did say that line twice, but thats coz kids need to know your dicks the size of rice, and imma keep sayin it, and keep on keepin on, coz your shit is so old, you can have this broad.
How do you like them apples?
