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is not surprisin u boys mention penis’s inya ryhmin, frontin u aint gay? bitch jus admit ya lie’in, horses head in ma bed? of course its wat da real slim said now it makes sense, wat he wrote was 4 u 2 instead, “laz walks in da bedroom n all he smells is les claypon, n seen henn spread accross da bed watchin gay porn” yo grow up, more woman in da sack aye? well im affraid wid me dat dont involve blow up dolls or a fat gay, i spose a man 4 u wid bitch tits isa bit distinctive if ya swing dat way, 4 u a dick n tits cant go amiss onda street dasa heavy billin 2 pay, fuck it im done wid ya, ya soft, friend or foe yet i dont know but ima let swoop finish u off….....
yo get at em dawg, rip da shit outta these drag queen brawds lol
peace
It's all over for Lloyal
Yo, Yo, Henndawg in da house, fresh for the Nine-Eight. You suckazzzzz
The ones who always like to rhyme about gays
Are the ones most likely to be, they say
Lloyal seems obsessed these lame cliches
As if gays were the worst thing to portray
So what? Lazwal and I, yeah, we get it on
We’ll do it all day on your fuckin’ front lawn
And then we’ll get married in your sitting room / salon (1)
Let you be the best man, godfather to our spawn
If you haven’t noticed now, I’m playing with your head (2)
I point out all yo’ shortcomings, and it hurts like lead
Speaking of shortcomings, that’s what she said
When you embarassed yourself and had to leave the bed
When I see Lloyal rappin, you know I can’t stand it!
Hide all your daughters, I’m the fuckin’ Pussy Bandit!
Rappin’ circles ‘round you head with sarcasm and wit!
Fucked your mom 50 ways ‘cuz her crotch and mine are magnets!
They handed me a Lloyal verse they needed me to proofread
I didn’t have much success, at least that I would concede
He won’t use a dictionary no matter how much I plead
To spell Liz Claiborne, so many letters you would need!
Another thing he likes to say is that I’m really fat
Oh what? I weigh 150? What you think of that?
That’s pounds, not kilos, so convert in your flat
The English metric system is a fuckin’ ton of crap (3)
The metric system we know was invented in Europe
Straight 1790 France, so you know it’s a pup
Gotta convert French recipes for ma measuring cups
Hold on for a second, I gotta back up
I think Lloyal’s about to forfeit this battle
Go tell your moms I’m a bully, go on, you fuckin’ tattle
You got as much brains as U.S.D.A. cattle
I make your brains into a boat and sail to Seattle (4)
(1) A salon is a large room, such as a drawing room, used for receiving and entertaining guests.
(2) Pun intended.
(3) No offense to members of the USMA / The Metric Association is really okay / It would be easier if we had the system in place / And measured dicks in cenimenters, or meters in my case
(4) Reference to The Tom Green Show.
forefit?
1790? was dis a sposed 2 b, a dissin session ora fuckin history lessson, 4get da gay shit i dont want ya list of conffesions, go back 2 playin da act of mr discression, misspellin intentionly no need 4 a PHD in litrousy, wen ur a fag usin quotes from “murder she wrote”, correctin n tellin me das how its ment 2 b wen ur answer back’s a fuckin joke, i mean a bloke who thinks ima choke ona quote from da tom green show only put’s his flows on show 4 those i apose cuz only dem foes wud think “good”, but i suppose its only 4 those few chose’s unknown humar dat r in2 da roomer dat i let linger da one about henny n “freddie got fingured”, ima kill u n lazwah, he soon 2 b da new friendly ghost caspa, ur rap attacks r a slack ass amature, ill leave u weezin n breathin like ya sufferin from asthma, u shud invest in sumin 2 protect ya head n neck how about a gas mask, cuz if bush as another chance 2 rid his country of all u twats u wont av 2 ask, ull b packed off 2 iraq in 2 minutes flat b4 u can say explosive hat wats that? strapped 2 da closest local terroist act onda map, die a hero or live a zero? cuz ya life’s inclined 4 that, my rap sentences a’l smash ya poetic tendancies, ya offensive? please, ya scripts aint shit but 2 pick 4 tease, i admit i fucked up wid da liz claibourne, das cuz i aint a lady bave’in init daily makin ya baby (lazwah) playin wid ya bits so ya bitch tits stay warm, still in school probly 6th form n all, so stick 2 ya freestyle tryin ass n try’n grasp da fact 4 words at a time at da end of each line isnt a ryhme ists infact a pathetic poetic design thats so bad infact u need footnotes attached 2 try n bring it back on wat u actualy gettin at, poors ass guidelines tryna describe n find da point of ya wasted time n incase ya missplaced ya mind ill never forefit against sum one of ur kind….....
peace holla back if ya think ur good enough
iloveme
shady
shdy dtas so goood/true
hes a sucka and he wont admit it
peace
holla back
yo
dat lazwah dude is quite funny hes ryhmin aint bad 4 n ozie,lol anyway cheerz wat dis posh boy’s got 2 say next
peace
oh yeah, weres swoop?
Ok fool, i’m ready today, it started as a joke for me but now im bout to blow you away, you start your rhymes by baggin on mine, but then you go ahead and say the same damn lines, i thought this was a joke so i rapped out mysteriously, but then you went ahead and took it all seriously, and then you go ahead and use shit like quotes, when thats the same damn shit i wrote in all of my notes, and now you go stringing together ‘gay’ sentences, when your the fag with the penis agenesis, thats right dawg, i did say that line twice, but thats coz kids need to know your dicks the size of rice, and imma keep sayin it, and keep on keepin on, coz your shit is so old, you can have this broad.
How do you like them apples?
soz i stoll ur rap lazwah, i belive this is yours....
“ok fool, im ready today, it started as a joke but now im actualy gay, i start ma ryhmes by banging on ma wife, but den i go 2 bed wid her every god dam night, i thought u was a joke so i rapped out fearlessley, but then u went ahead n shook me seriously, and then u went ahead n took da piss out my shitty quotes, but 2 me das da main man shit in all of ma flows, and now u go stringing together `gay’ sentances, now im da fag who has 2 live with the consequenses, thats right dawg, i by my own hype, but thats coz kids need to know my dicks nice and rype, imma keep sayin it, and keep on keepin on, cuz my shits so old, any way ive got to go cuz my brains gettin cold.”
how do you like them oranges?
lol peace
iloveme
init
he kinda bad?
holla back peace
u need 2 read da one he wrote first...
dats were i got ma inspiration from lol, read his 1st den read mine
