Saruman_the_White is excited about the underground galleries, making progress :) !!!
This is like my big secret, nobody knows, not even my mom (I fuckin killed her lol) : I try everything to get even just a tiny bit of Sauron’s attention but he’s so obsessed with that “Ring” of his, he won’t even look at me, his eye’s always on Frodo -Oh, His beautiful eye… I can’t get tired of it, so vertical, so fiery and romantic, it’s like a giant vagina or something.
I’ve been building an army of 10000 Orcs and siege engines and all that shit for him and he won’t even say thank you, I’m so desperate, he’s the love of my life :( !!!
In my spare time I’ve been writing this poem, but I’m afraid to recite it to him, WHAT IF HE REJECTS ME ??? Goes like this :
Oh, my Dark Lord
You are so, so beautiful
the darkness of You invades my soul
and those immaculate robes of mine
hide a heart thirsting for the shadow
of Your love
it hurts me when you neglect me
for that lucky little Hobbit
what did he ever do to deserve the grace
of your powerful gaze ?
but I shall keep kissing the ground you step upon
and assisting you in finding that cursed weapon
for my Soul
and my Heart
and my beard
and my moustache
are all yours, Baby…