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Bad Joke anyone?

Anyone got a bad joke they wish to share?

Apr 13, 2012, 03:09PM PDT | 8 cheers


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Spyrunner I lost a subscriber

and if the same

man is in water?

Bob

Apr 14, 2012, 04:21AM PDT | Parent | Respond to this 2 cheers

Donna getting ducks in a row

And if I owe him money...

...Bill

Apr 14, 2012, 06:51AM PDT | Thread | Respond to this

indigoliquidd ready dood!

Or if he is hung on a wall...

...Art

Apr 14, 2012, 07:59AM PDT | Respond to this 1 cheer

Spyrunner I lost a subscriber

What do you

call a woman with one leg longer that the other.

Eileen

Apr 14, 2012, 08:07AM PDT | Respond to this 4 cheers

Donna getting ducks in a row

And if he wants to date our Empress Emu...

...Chris

er, Darren

Or, was it Chris?

Apr 14, 2012, 07:00AM PDT | Thread | Respond to this 5 cheers

purple_lady still here...

lmao

good one Donna

Apr 14, 2012, 07:18AM PDT | Respond to this 4 cheers


 

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