john_swale is failing

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1. Watching the tennis at Queens
2. Watching the Trooping of the Colour for the Queens birthday.
3. Going and swimming 3k
4. Bought my dad a fathers day card, I was looking and there were a few people – I picked up one and it said something like for a super cool dad I put it back saying ‘Well no one is going to believe that’ they turned and looked at me. lolz. So just bought a £1 card and a £40 bottle of whisky – he wont drink it. To be honest it’d be a worry if he did but yea he makes it awkward to care.
5. There’s a bit of rain.
6. I’ve just become rather depressed again



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john_swale is failing

Back to marriage – you are persistent.

красивейшая Богиня ♥The Emu has zero liqueur chocolates left. Please donate virtually...♥

Well, I’ve been left on that top shelf too long. I’m trying to work out where exactly it was i missed the boat. So yes, liqueur chocolates, got to pull them in somehow. I’m aiming high and gunning for an alcoholic

john_swale is failing

tempting

Well we’d have to meet first, I can’t just sign up to marriage without first meeting my wife :P
But the chocolates do sounds like a plus.

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What happened to the romantic notion of an arranged marriage?

Besides, the chocolates might have gone by the time we meet.
Emus are exquisitely greedy creatures

john_swale is failing

What happened to the romantic notion of an arranged marriage?

Emus can be very greedy. It’s a well known fact that they are very slow animals and the only thing they can catch are liqueur chocolates left by strangers. They will often gorge themselves on said chocolates and then sleep in their tree nests for several days before awaking again for more chocolates.

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