john_swale is failing

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1. Watching the tennis at Queens
2. Watching the Trooping of the Colour for the Queens birthday.
3. Going and swimming 3k
4. Bought my dad a fathers day card, I was looking and there were a few people – I picked up one and it said something like for a super cool dad I put it back saying ‘Well no one is going to believe that’ they turned and looked at me. lolz. So just bought a £1 card and a £40 bottle of whisky – he wont drink it. To be honest it’d be a worry if he did but yea he makes it awkward to care.
5. There’s a bit of rain.
6. I’ve just become rather depressed again



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john_swale is failing

What happened to the romantic notion of an arranged marriage?

Emus can be very greedy. It’s a well known fact that they are very slow animals and the only thing they can catch are liqueur chocolates left by strangers. They will often gorge themselves on said chocolates and then sleep in their tree nests for several days before awaking again for more chocolates.

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So,

is that a ‘yes’?

john_swale is failing

Sadly

To us getting married?
If so – no.
I can’t in all good faith marry an alcoholic emu. If however you were a lady who lived in London it may be a possibility but emu no. I’ve been burnt before.

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Burnt before by an emu?!!
I’m so sorry. That’s awful.
What happened?
Bet you deserved it

john_swale is failing

yea that was a weird knife fight


 

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