Bloom You know you're insane when you're in love with a cartoon character
I got really obsessed over pregnancy and shit so I spend the morning looking stuff up :/ I don’t want a baby. Maybe I’ll just adopt. When the time comes. Did you know there’s a pill you have to take?
I was one of those babies that didnt turn so my mom had to have a c-section. I’m special! :D Less that 5% of babies do that!
Babies actually develop hair all over their body to protect it while skin grows. Most of the weight is the woman herself, not the baby. Babies have a lot of weird reflexes, only 2 of which i find useful.
All the hormones and mood swings and nausea and cravings are usually worst in the first stage. There are 3 stages to pregnancies. Babies can only see about 1 foot ahead of them when first born. Babies do not actually cry when they are born, because they do not have tear ducts yet.
It’s cruel that women get cravins but also put up with morning sickness. Why do girls have to put up with all this shit?! What about guys??? What do you do??? You produce sperm. That’s it. >< mutters angrily to herself and sulks