I have completely neglected this goal. I do experience new things, but I forget to write them down. Here’s some of the recent highlights:

30. Go to the nude beach with a friend: awkward at first, but well worth it for all the attention my gorgeous friend attracted to us! Sleazy men are hilarious.

31. Cook (a simple) dinner all by myself for eight guests. Liberating.

32. Go to Lancaster, PA. Lots of corn, not as high as an elephant’s eye, though.

33. Dutch Wonderland amusement park. Happy family time!

34. Meson Ole and sangria with the ladies.

35. Walk past the ranger station on the private road to Kismet.

36. Do a seven person conga line out of the fro yo store. (Still laughing about the look on the employee’s face.)

37. Epic fake rubber sword fight in the pool, complete with thrusting shouts and kung-fu quotes.

38. Roll around on the ocean floor and remain completely calm.