I have noticed that people who drive drunk usually can’t spell when drunk either. They occasionally end up leaving out the “R” and the “V” and end up with “Learn to die drunk.” Alcohol improves the “Personal Fable” a term in psychology that refers to people who think that they are 10 feet tall and bulletproof; “Nothing can happen to me.” The truth is that Mr. Alcohol is a liar and you are actually more likely to find out how mortal you are. Back in my bar days, 9 out of 10 times, something or someone would screw up, but that one good time is enough reinforcement to keep you going back again and again. Everyone learns at their own pace. I hope that your lesson doesn’t involve a county corner.