Absnasm All I wanna do is eat your brains.

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Worth doing!

Chuh. Stupid bloody tarot lady.  — 2 years ago

She lies. She lies! May is past and done, and I haven’t met my husband as she promised on my birthday last year. Waaaah!

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In one weekend!

It’ll need to be a crash course

Absnasm All I wanna do is eat your brains.

I can do it.

I’m the flirt fuckin’ master.

Actually, I’m not, cos I rely on wine to help me do it. Maybe you could do a course? They exist! Have a look at this one, Fiona Harrold is a life-coaching genius. She devised the course I’m gonna do.

Why'd you think alcohol is legal

it helps everyone. Well ish.

I’m being a miserable git today. I need a good meal and a good nap.

Absnasm All I wanna do is eat your brains.

Aw.

(((Cuba))) Been burning the candle, have we? I’ll flirt with you when you come up. You’ll shit yourself, cos I ain’t subtle, but if it makes you feel better…

Can you get candles with three ends!

Cos that’s what I’ve been burning. Stupid Stupid cuba! Got home from work yesterday ate breakfast cereal (it’s damn quick) then went straight to bed, but only because I wanted a nap before going out! A mate was leaving for indonesia for a month so had to say goodbye. Got home a 3 in the morning. No wonder I feel like shit.


 

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