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Take the time to walk, and train my dog, instead of smoke cigarettes (read all 6 entries…)
Note to my dog... (Anonymous)

To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door – nose height.

Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR
and is not a racetrack.
Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help because
I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open.
I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years—canine or feline attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat’s butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don’t.
2. If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That’s why they call it “fur”niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better
than I like most people.
4. To you, it’s an animal. To me, he/she
is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

1. Eat less
2. Don’t ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don’t hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don’t smoke or drink
8. Don’t have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don’t want to wear your clothes
10. Don’t need a gazillion dollars for college, and…
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children
(Author unknown)


PattyTrish Is living in a new state and enjoying it a lot!

That was too funny

I will have to get some of my cat/dog lover friends to read this post, very very funny!
And I like the idea of walking instead of smoking!


heybone111 Fall pledge - Lose weight, lose weight, lose weight

"Thank you"

I quit smoking about 6 months ago. :~) You really have to get involved in something , and stay busy. Dog’s, and kid’s, are great distractions.

PattyTrish Is living in a new state and enjoying it a lot!

keep up the good habit

Of not smoking! You are right. Can’t just stop something – best to fill in the space with something else.



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