That pretty much says it all. For the reasons posted above. Traffic – check. A-holes – check. Makes me aggressive – check.

I plan to move to Portland, OR. The weather is cool, the forests are green and lush and the people are amazing. When I was up there in April I spoke with a Sav-On clerk for like 30 minutes. You just don’t get that down here in LA (mostly likely your clerk only speaks Spanish cuss words to his co-worker and gives you the dirty looks).

Oh yeah, and a whole lot less traffic too.

I’m ready to leave. Right now.