Paola

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I want to eat my boss’s heart out of his chest.
They payed way after the due time, and only after some pressure, and my credit card was blocked in the meanwhile.
Maybe I’ve been too naive expecting them to be on time, but I’m sure that raw heart meat will help me grow tougher and more experienced.

I’m-fu**ing-furious.

Roar.

Jul 15, 2006, 06:34AM PDT | 5 cheers


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sitio Every minute is a choice

Beware

Eating your foes endows you with their powers; make sure he has some that you want. Otherwise, the appropriate thing to do is to rip out his still beating heart and show it to him, then feed it to his dog.

Jul 15, 2006, 07:52AM PDT | Thread | Respond to this 3 cheers

Paola

Wise man!

I never thought I could be turned into Wonder Slimy, the mutant who can kill people with the lethal spittle forming at the corner of his mouth!

Thanks for stopping me before the point of no return.

(what if I just chew it and then spit it??)

Jul 16, 2006, 02:09AM PDT | Thread | Respond to this 1 cheer

sitio Every minute is a choice

well, i'm not sure

I’m really no expert. I only kill and eat other programmers who know frameworks and languages I don’t. And since it hurts me to waste anything, I have to eat the whole thing.

So, I don’t really know at what point their powers become yours. I’m pretty sure that this is part of why my eyesight has gotten worse and I’m getting less athletic. I don’t know how to isolate the specific qualities.

It sounds to me like the “poison kiss” may be the best path here for you and just avoid the ritual cannibalization altogether.

Jul 16, 2006, 08:23AM PDT | Respond to this 1 cheer


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