12. Help my sister figure out if it would be easier for her to get into a California pharmacy school or medical school, if she transferred to Cally as an undergrad.

13. Find a balance between the things I need to do (maintenance) and the things I want to do (fun).

14. Fill my tank with premium unleaded once amonth to “clean it out.”

15. See if I can fit into my sister’s old roller skates.

16. Get a haircut

17. Clean out your wallet and glove compartment

18. Floss

19. Watch over sister’s house while she goes to Hudson’s Adventure Island to have fun

20. Babysit

21. Replace filters in the swimming pool and the air conditioner.

22. Figure out if the mercury (silver) fillings in my teeth are slowly poisoning me to death, and if there’s an easy way to get them out.

23. Clean out voice mails

24. Iron clothes (ya right, I know I’m never going to get around to this)

25. Walk brother-in-law’s dog

26. Spend the night with a friend

27. Repent of my sins

28. Congratulate my sister on her successful presentation

29. Swim

30. Figure out why the sequel to Pirates of the Carribean was so sucky with such a sucky ending, and why I have to wait a year for the next. I mean, do they think they are cool, like Back to the Future, or LOTR?

31. Contemplate the probability that the Earth will be hit with a gamma blast

32. Worry about when Yellowstone supervolcano may erupt…. hey, this is worth doing if you are a survivalist.

33. Convince someone that bombing power stations, bridges, sewage facilities, apartment complexes, roads, etc. is not “self-defense” for the capture of 2 soldiers in a border incident and is not worth a major world war.

34. Pray for Mexico never captures 2 of our border guards, since the c-in-chief is increasingly going to need to find excuses to distract people from all his failed policies.

35. Buy a power generator