I’ve been pursuing this goal avidly for about two weeks now, and doing very well. I’ve had McDonalds once, and visited Subway once or twice a day, instead. Im sure they’re getting tired of me over there!

See, I’m a lazy ass young ‘un who’d rather eat from McD’s (across the street from my apartment) rather than actually cook. But in keeping with this whole laziness thing, I realized that Subway actually allows me to be lazIER simply because its on the same side of the street, and I dont have to dodge cars. Woo!