Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Took my first bath in my new place. It was great. The last few places I have lived had horrid bath situations but with my new grandiose tub it is fabulous.

I got in and it literaly made me feel like a little kid or a muppet. Really, that is how big it is. Imagine that Lily Tomlin skit where she is on the gigantic rocking chair with a lolipop. That is the feeling/image this tub conjures up.

The funny thing about my new bathroom is it has this super smooth daddy-o shower curtain. Originally the smooth-daddy-o shower curtain was in the 1 bedroom apartment I looked at down the hall and there was a perfectly nice and normal curtain with seashell curtain rings . . . however when I was looking at the other apartment my bestest femme friend was there and she said rather loudly “ooooo, look at that shower curtain. You gotta have a curtain like this” with all the teasing power of a vixen and so when I got the coller studio apartment and moved in there was the smooth-daddy-o shower curtain was there and the landlady said “Look I brought the shower curtain you liked over.”

So sure enough when my femme friend was over for dinner she noticed it and said “oh no, she didn’t. I’m sorry.”

So yeah, now I have a smooth-dady-o shower curtain and I will not feel truly moved in until I get the patchwork fake tigerskin bathrobe to go along with it. And then with a pipe me and Heff will super tight.