So how ‘bout he returns my call? I’m checking my phone every half hour, and often shaking it and saying, “Oh my God, why won’t you CALL ME? Oh my God, you HATE ME, DON’T YOU.”
I hope my dog doesn’t understand much non-food-related English, because she hears all my crazy lunatic ravings, and I would feel bad if she actually knew what I was talking about.
At the moment, definitely not so worth it, because I’m about to have a mental breakdown.


