Have a Kept Man...Whee-hoo! (read all 3 entries…)
No, REALLY... Any takers? 4 years ago

We might have to rough it in the beginning, at least until I marry a rich Rock Star and get a lot of $$$$$$$ from the divorce settlement. Also feel free to contact me if you’re a rich Rock Star. That would help speed up the process.

The “duties” would be simple: just worship me in every way possible. Actually “duties” sounds like such a dirty word, how about privileges?



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Dovetailing goals

How nice that two people can have complementary goals. I was hoping to live off a broad (see http://www.43things.com/things/view/32942). So many people mention where they want to live. I am glad that you are considering how to live.

While not a rich rock star, I do have a pet rock. I could throw it at the stars and go steal some money if that helps the project. I have recently spent considerable effort on my tan. Have you any idea how exhausting that can be. Nevertheless, it seems all important here in LA. I fear, however, that I have become a bit superficial in the process. In terms of accommodations, I perfer something slightly larger than a closet so that I might avoid some downsides related to my goal of eating a large bowl of chili. A walkin will suffice.

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I think you're right-

Where are all of the rich rock stars who I should be marrying then divorcing? I have plenty of applicants for being a kept man, but how am going to have a boy toy at my beck and call without my millions?

And 28 is not old. I don’t want my kept man to be TOO young.

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My Application

American born male, 23 years of age (soon to be 24). Very clean and well groomed. Perpetually joking around causing laughter in everyone around me. Light hearted, but can be serious if the ocassion calls for it. Family oriented. Extremely well behaved in public. Very loyal and respectful. Not that bad looking, and in good physical condition.

Please….be gentle.

I've filed it away.

You must be aware that there are MANY applications I have yet to go through. BUT… you appear clean and well groomed. Also quite the gentleman. And kudos to you for being well behaved in public. There just might be times where you would have to over compensate for my bad behaviour in public. I like to be upfront about all this.

And while I do respect your ‘no sex before marriage rule’... well, is that set in stone?

How do you feel about heavy petting? Or hey, even a nice back massage or foot rub?

Lol…

Application: Part 2

Over compensating for bad behavior is something I do well. I know how to make almost any situation comfortable by inserting an appropriate joke or doing something to take the attention away from you momentarily.

As for the “no sex before marriage…” it’s a religious thing, and I would like to adhere to it. But I’m a realist, life happens. I could imagine getting caught up in a passionate moment with a pretty girl (like yourself). So I guess the short ansewr to your question is: I believe nothing, in something uncertain as life, is set in stone.

And moving along to the fun stuff…massages are fun. I enjoy giving them, usually with relaxing music in bed. Foot massasges are also nice because I can give one while watching TV…which works out well for both of us. And, with the distraction of TV a foot massage could last through an entire movie!

If you have any other questions, or need references please do not hesitate to contact me.

I respect your religious belief...

Actually, I REALLY repect that. I don’t know of any 23 year old men who feel that way. Are you Catholic? I was brought up EXTREMELY Catholic. For a long time I had that same veiw. I still call myself Catholic but I have fallen away from it. But that is a whole different story!

Massage is good. Kissing like the kiss in The Notebook is A MUST for this position though.

I see you have that as a goal. Perhaps working on that and then submitting another application, also letting me know what your references say.

The Application, continued...

I’m actually a Muslim. I am a very religious person, but I have never known my religion to get in the way of any of my relationships (weather it be with girls, friends, girlfriends, etc.).

As for kissing like they kiss in The Notebook, I saw the movie when I was between relationships, so all I need is a relationship, and a rainy afternoon!

I wouldn’t want to submit my credentials publicly ;-) so we’d have to arrange a meeting to exchange that information. Please let me know when is convenient for you.

And as always, if you have any other questions, or comments, don’t be shy!

hey

Hey just wanted to drop you a quick line and see what’s going on. I’m finally home form Turkey and I’ve been so busy the last few days I haven’t had hardly any time to do anything.

Anyway, I hope everything is good with you, and that we get to talk soon. And in reguards to the application I submitted, I was wondering if the position has been filled yet, lol ;-)

Rob

Stop this...

Pining for my attentions in such a way will get you nowhere with me. I’m gone for only a few weeks an you start this?.. ACCCH!!.

Happy New Year, chica :)

Happy 2006 to you!

I’m just an equal opportunity employer, that’s all. Everyone shall get their chance to shine!

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