So now I’m dating my best friend’s cousin. My best friend happens to be a male, and he happened to have a thing for me for a very long time. This is one strike.
This guy I’m dating is a Republican. I am not. He really cares about guns. I, uh, don’t. I think he’s a homophobe, and perhaps a racist.
He just got out of a bad relationship. His girlfriend sent me a very ugly email accusing him of cheating on her and also threatening my life.
He has yet to take me out on a proper date.
Strike. Strike. Strike.

I’m smitten!