Be amazed everybody. Husband and I v.v. poor, crippled by morgage and school fees. Cannot afford concert.

This year I got tickets to Radio 4 recordings in London, which is basically free entertainment – comedy.

I had a look to check who was going to be on Quote Unquote next week (we have got tickets) and I saw that you could also apply for TV shows. To my surprise there was an opportunity to be in the audience of Top of the Pops 2. So I put in our names, ages and details, thinking we wouldn’t be lucky….

BUT TODAY THE TICKETS ARRIVED! I’m v. nervous now. It says Dress to impress! what does that mean?? Whatevr it means, I haven’t got any. It says We hope you will show your appreciation of [the tickets] by putting on your dancing clothes and by wearing (and using) your dancing shoes all night!

Of course they have not seen Ashley dance, hee hee.