Vladimir the Polar Bear is driving me to the name change shop in about half an hour and I’m going to change my name. Changing passports, mortgages, credit cards, social security cards… all of those seemed like fine and sort of fun in a masochistic sort of way. But I don’t know yet what I’m going to do with usernames and email addresses…

As Maggie has taught me to say… “That’s tomorrow’s Buster’s problem.” Is that the first sentence I’ve ever typed with three apostrophes in a row?