This has become significantly easier now that I have my cell phone, which I can set 3 alarms on.

So in all, I have 5 alarms.

1. Alarm Clock (Wow, imagine that!)
2. TV turning on automatically (The wonders of technology.)
3. Cell phone ring #1 (A soft, nice one, as if saying, “Please? Get up for me?”)
4. Cell phone ring #2 (Slightly more assertive. “Okay, lets not get carried away, lazy ass….”)
5. Cell phone ring #3 (Obscenely obnoxious. “GET THE HELL OUT OF BED, HO”)

Does it count when I use more than 1 alarm? I don’t know.

The point is I havn’t been oversleeping. XD