much revered dr. brain:

i’d like to bring to your attention the fact that the newly tweaked faster system seems to confuse the number of things with the number of places.

an example of what it is that i’m talking about is included for your perusal below:

the international hog of mystery …
is going 17 places

she may b going to that many places, but she hasn’t declared them on this website yet. it’s obvious that the number 17, however, refers to the number of things this hog has on her ‘things’ list.^{i’m just saying.}

so how are things other than faster? seattle still bathing in the peachy sun rays of almost departing summer? your irresistible chest boasting the intended 6-pack?

^{oh, and by the way, any updates on that username thingie we were discussing not too long ago?}

i bow before u, oh irrepressibly sparkling mr. brain! thou art a beacon of hope to named and unnamed masses of 43things tossed around by the stormy waves of system upgrades!

^toodles!~i