Benji is very happy to see Mari back!

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I have realised 3 years ago

that the chances of me getting the flying monkeys from the wizard of Oz to come and live here is just a total pipe dream.

It’s sad but unfortunately true, I have to live with it, pity me.



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I'm kind of...

...monkey-like. I’m sure I could learn to fly (hey, it’s already one of my goals). And I’d come live with you.

Just don’t make me wear those stupid red hats and vests!

Benji is very happy to see Mari back!

ok

you’ve got the job.

you could have a cape? how about that? or maybe just an apron.

;)

I think the...

...apron would be more appropriate. This is a kid’s program after all.

Benji is very happy to see Mari back!

ha!

so it’s the cape and the apron then?

you don’t want to show your arse to the world do you?

Oh wait, do you?

The arse...

...is much less controversial. It has great comic relief qualities as well.

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Enore is

Those fucking flying apes scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.

I ain’t sure if they still do or not.

Ok, Mongo, here they come again…pick out the biggest one…

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Enore is

Yeah!!

I don’t never give him no shit.

Benji is very happy to see Mari back!

How did

that monkey learn to fire a gun?

Who taught it? and why is it wearing pink??

Oh, the irony!

Enore is

The first part is simple...

...she learned at the NRA meetings.

And she’s wearing pink because she feels so feminine in it.

Benji is very happy to see Mari back!

we so could

I bet Speedy and you would get on like a house on fire!

Does...

...she get a cape or an apron? I would hate to be the odd man out.

Benji is very happy to see Mari back!

you'll have

to ask her!

:D


 

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