Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she must scream. That is
why her head is
so big.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, yet she speaks the truth.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, so where has all the
porridge gone?

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she has a tongue.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she keeps buying
toothpaste.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she always eats her
vegetables.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet I have no mouth.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet one of her listed
hobbies is eating
the cookies her sister bakes.

Hello Kitty wept for she had no mouth, until she met a
man who had no
face.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she still knows how to
whistle.

Hello Kitty has no mouth to spite her face.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and by this time her lungs
are aching for air.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet in space you can
hear her scream.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet mmmmph mmphhmmph
mmphmppph!

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet her mother can’t get
her to stop
sucking her thumb.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, but man can she hum.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and she is sooooo
hungry.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet her dentist always
gives her a
sugar-free lollipop.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet children are
starving in Africa.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she’s always putting
her foot in it.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet her breath is always
minty fresh.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and when she gets sick, her
head swells to
near bursting.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet her lipstick is
prostitute red.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she makes that saxaphone
come alive.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she also has no
shame.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she often smokes in
bed.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she’s bulemic.

Hello Kitty has no mouth but hey, cocaine goes up your
nose!

Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she still enjoys a good
cigar.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she’s always
coughing up hairballs.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet I don’t know why she
swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she’ll die.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, yet she’s the spokesperson
for Sanrio.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, because “if you can’t say
anything nice then don’t say anything at all”.