I could name off 100 song lyrics that describe me in some aspect, but a theme song is…different. If I were a song, what would be my melody?

I haven’t quite picked a theme song, but I’m thinking it will be a song with no lyrics. That would just be perfect, whatever it is. I simply have nothing to say outright.

Possibilities include the Andy Griffith whistling theme (lol), 8-bit Nintendo songs (or the Advantage’s rock renditions of such), a simple strumming of an acoustic guitar, or even a soothing panflute number.

When I hear it, I’ll know.