We’ve moved to the boonies. My dh decided we needed cable. Why? I asked, aren’t you happy with the two channels we get? No, I was told, no one speaks Spanish. “Great,” I said, “We’ll get the basic local channels.” No, no, I was told, we need more. I said I’d look into it.

Now, we’re getting some crazy package that costs sixty bucks a month. I can’t begin to imagine all the stupid tv to which I could expose myself. Fishing shows, hunting with Buddy, Amish Cooking from Quilt Country….oh jeez.