Lyrics:
Nibbling on bacon, chewin’ on cheese
Sammy says to Susie honey, would you please be my missus?
And she says yes
With her kisses

And now he’s ticklin’ her fancy
Rubbin’ her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

1. Is this passage PG-13, R, NC-17 or back room of the video store XXX ?
2. Who is hornier: Sammy or a frat-boy popping Viagra?
3. Bacon or Cheese, what’s your preference?