a guest house for whoever decides they want to come visit…fan or not. The guest house will have round doors instead of the oval ones from the main house. Don’t think hobbit size though. I’m 6’3” so all cob houses that I build will have to pass my size requirements…so this means enormous round doors. The shower of guest house is what will be the most memorable. You will walk into a small rounded area off to one side of the house. There will be round windows built right into the shower walls. Lots of different sized, multi-colored, round windows made of thick stained glass. It will remind most people who walk into it of the packaging on a loaf of Wonder Bread. As you stand there naked, you will wonder where the hell the water is going to come from. Before you can notice the thousands of pinholes in the walls, they will all start shooting out hot soapy water. Water will come from every angle. The stained glass will get steamy and soapy…and the sunlight shining through the windows will make the shower look like the inside of a kalidescope. Most people will spend 10 minutes showering and the next 20 minutes simply appreciating the colors that are playing off of their wet naked bodies. Nobody will leave that shower without feeling totally renewed.

Most guests will end up staying longer than they thought. And I won’t care one bit.