43things I’m Thankful for

1) My Dad still being with me
2) My health
3) I’m above ground
4) Being born white, middle class, in the United States. Not very P.C. but every advantage helps
5) Sister Golden Hair Surprise
6) Boulevard Pale Ale
7) Hanes Boxer Briefs
8) Taco Bell
9) Angelina Jolie
10) That Army will beat Navy
11) Winniewoo, even though she thinks Navy will beat Army See above
12) Most of the people I work with
13) I eat at least once a day
14) Clean water to drink
15) A roof over my head that’s not made of cardboard
16) The Sun
17) Indoor plumbing
18) Les Paul guitars
19) A rocking horn section
20) Jerry Lee Lewis
21) Fleece lined toques
22) Anyone that wears a uniform. I slept good last night. (This of course excludes, bell hops,train conductors and flying monkeys.)
23) My penis. This has nothing to do with things 5,9,11 or 26, I swear…okay, maybe a little. But at my age I’m thankful “Little Elvis” is still in perfect working order!
24) Sane,loving,hard working parents.
25) Integrated Closed Circuit
26) All my ex-girlfriends. Somehow I’ve always dated way out of my league…thank you!
27) My Mega-Memory
28) Books by Neil Stephenson
29) Estes Park Colorado
30) John Wayne movies. One of the few things Dad and I can watch together on tv
31) The new Indiana Jones movie
32) George Lucas
33) U2
34) The smell of fresh baked bread
35) The free market system and capitalism
36) Australian Cattle Dogs
37) Andalusian Horses
38) The four noble truths and the eight fold path.
39) Central air and heat
40) Toilet paper
41) Johnny Cash
42) Free long distance
43) Excedrin Migraine Geltabs