I was looking for weeks on the internet to see if I could purchase boobie cake tins inexpensively, but since I was in America recently, I was able to buy them in a seedy sex shop just off of Wall Street.

Dirty Businessmen.

Now I need to make some practice boobies before my friend’s Birthday, as she will be receiving the wondrous present of homebaked black boobie cake. I am obviously one of these people that believe that ‘It’s the thought that counts’.