2. Send silly e-cards to every single email address he has including his yahoo and hotmail accounts.

Reaction to Number 1: -

He loved the notes for the first three – (on the toilet,on our son – said Mummy loves Daddy;on the nappy change table) then after that there was a little less enthusiasm (there was another one on the computer and one with this vitamin tablets)by number 5 he started to screw them up as he read them giving me the your funny look. He particularly thought I was funny when he found number six on his pillow that said – do you want to have an affair with me – no strings attached. But hey we had a one night affair anyway hehehe.

In the morning he found another 3 – (one inside his protien shake powder; one under the kettle and one inside his underpants) I also put one on his car door – but he hasn’t said anything about that one and tonight at the gym he will find one on his gym towel – hope that doesn’t embarass him in front of his mates.