Having been (mis)informed by a number of people that only the right nipple indicates the other sexual orientation, I decided to make the other one match. Why did that b@stard at not tell me at the time?

I am scared now though. Piercing seems infectious. I am trying to get the “where should I go for next?” thoughts out of my head. Facial ones can’t be hid, navels are women-only and my privates are, well, sacred (but not holy).

As I start teacher training next year, I have to conform (at least to some extent)!