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Bluey Whitey 3 years ago

My sister has a teddy bear she named Bluey Whitey (for obvious reasons). She’s had it for about as long as I can remember.

In 10 days I’m going away to Germany. My sister is going to give me a lift to the bus station to catch my coach to the airport.

This is my (as usual) long-winded (and bracketed) way of saying that I’ll be staying at her house the night before she drops me off, which is my perfect opportunity to steal Bluey Whitey and take him to Germany with me. ;)

It might take some co-operation from her boyfriend, as well as some good luck, but I’ll try it :D



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Again,

this is just so Amelie.

Bluey Whitey, the brave.
If you want, send him to me and I’ll take him for a tour around Brazil. =P

Stuart Gilbert doesn't want to have to update a status on every website he goes to...

I don't know how long

I can steal him for… She might be quite upset that it’s gone. It’s a bit more personal than some old garden gnome. ;)

I’ll see how she reacts to it going to Germany before I ship him off to another continent by himself.

He’s the intrepid explorer of the stuffed bear world. :D

I understand her

I don’t have a Bluey Whitey or anything like him – I think.
But if I did and someone kidnaped him, I would probably be worried.

Well, if everything goes well with the Germanic experience, my house is open for him. :)

Stuart Gilbert doesn't want to have to update a status on every website he goes to...

Awesome

Just got to see how things go over the next month or something then.

I really think I might need her boyfriend to get it for me though. I don’t want to intrude on their room. Not when she’s being so kind. Plus, how would I explain it if they caught me?

“Uhhh, hi… I was just stealing your bear!”

possibilities

You could go to the emocional side and tell her that you’ll miss her terribly, so you are taking a souviner with you. She’ll be so happy with you and your feelings that she’ll forget about the kidnaping the teddy part.

Or you could pretend you are a sleepwalker.

If all goes wrong fake a seizure.

It works everytime.

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:D

I’ve been thinking…

Before I wasn’t going to let him go very far out of my sight, but he could be an extremely well-travelled bear.

So perhaps I’ll send it to Brazil, then to Egypt, then we’ll see where after that. :)

I’ll see how she handles the loss first, and if she enjoys the pictures. :)

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I promise

I’ll take a good care of him, show him all the great places, take him to the best parties and bake cakes for him.

;)

I am going to do this.

Stuart Gilbert doesn't want to have to update a status on every website he goes to...

Cool

do you know what you’re going to steal yet?

No idea

I just love the concept of this.

It will happen though. I really do love it.

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Alright

Good luck then :D


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