i hate flying. if i have to fly for more than an hour i generally take a sleeping pill and am completely out the entire time.

i think first class could be actually enjoyable. i’ll wait to do this when i fly for a long time. like to europe or australia or something.

i want hot towels and free champagne and big comfy chairs.

fuck coach and sitting next to creepy dudes who snore or play with their blackberrys the entire time.