Here is what I’m on. And I am a fairly young woman. Not an old fargin’ lady. I’m on the right. But if you saw my medicine cabinet and had to guess my age, you’d say “86”

Topamax 150mg – daily maintenance – is an antiseizure med
Verelan 300mg – daily maintenance – is a high blood pressure med
Effexor 300mg – daily maintenance – is an antidepressant
Trinessa – daily maintenance – birth control
HGH – supplement – Human Growth Hormone
One-a-Day – supplement – vitamin
Relpax – 80mg – migraine med – as needed
Celebrex – 400mg – painkiller – as needed
Stadol – nosespray – as needed
Colace/Dulcolax – daily