I’ve finished Berlitz’s Level 2 in 21 one-to-one lessons (21×45 mins). In January I’ll begin Level 3. I’ve 33 lessons more to go.

And I know why my teacher kept checking her watch and mobile phone all the time. She bumped into some guy who fell in love with her and has been sending her flowers, love messages, promising her the earth etc since. She admitted to me recently that this was turning her life topsy-turvy and that’s why she couldn’t really concentrate on her work.

It’s me. I bring love to people’s lives. (ha ha)