But there’s no use crying over spilt milk. It’s a new year, and it’s never too early to start training!
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I’m game. For peace.
I didnt know there was one. When is it? It must be one of the few activities where training is as much fun as the actual event. Hurray for orgasms! They’re brilliant.
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And it’s not just for fun, it’s for world peace! (Anything for peace, right?)
Thats right. Aaanything. Shouldnt this be funded by the UN or something? Imagine crack squads of Orgasm SWAT teams roaming the world, air-dropping peace and hapiness with military precision. I’d join up tomorrow!
If they're going to be that precise
... they should probably start where peace and happiness and orgasms are most desperately needed. So hard to know where to start, perhaps heads of state? CEOs of corporations? Or wait, what about hospitals?
The crack UN orgasm S.W.A.T. teams could be dressed in latex nurse uniforms. Its perfect! The only problem would be an avalanche of self-injuries as people race to get in on the action.
I did read somewhere that there was an anti-depressant released on the market some years ago and one of its side effects was that it caused orgasms when those taking it sneezed. Apparently there were lengthy queues of applicants all feigning depressions.
If we could get hold of a batch of those things and put them into water supplies…..
But I'm not sure I'd like to be personally in charge
of bringing orgasms to heads of state around the globe. But wait, it’s for world peace… I’m sure I could find a few I would be willing to help out.
If there’s going to be a party or something and if you’re planning on coming I’d like to come too. Maybe we could come together?
LOL, what a silly event!