my little brother is getting married in the fall and they’re going to fiji for their honeymoon. my future sister-in-law likes me enough to say that i can come along when i suggested it (i know, i know—unbelievable but true). i think that would be my golden opportunity to pull this off: one foot in yesterday, the other foot in today. or is it tomorrow? i dunno. all i know is, it ain’t in connecticut or i would have jumped on amtrak and done it by now. this sounds like i’m going to need to pull off some laura croft/tombraider stealth moves to make it happen. or something.

we’ll see if the happy couple-to-be changes their collective mind or not…